Twenty dollars
Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

Sports car
A famous soccer player parked his brand new porsche outside a gift store and went inside to shop.
About ten minutes later a blonde salesgirl ran up to him shouting, "I just saw someone steal your sports car."
"Did you try to stop him?" asked the soccer player.
"No," said the blonde. "I did better than that, I got the registration number of the car!"

White and furry
What is white and furry and smells of peppermint?
A polo bear.